Jared Smith is known throughout the high plains for his witty t-shirts and computer expertise.

Mysterious and appealing, Mandy is known for keeping the good for nothing boys in line.

Student Employee must be willing to:

--File hordes of student papers
--Constantly update Integrated Studies booklist
--Constantly update departmental film library list
--Run errands
--Redo booklist
--Copy off trillions of articles and send them to duplicating
--Talk to bookstore and library employees that don't know what they're doing
--Redo booklist
--Get mail
--Pull millions of photos off department photo site to save to permanent file
--Maintain picture albums
--Redo booklist
--Figure out how many days a year the normal worker gets off (or at least try)
--Redo booklist
--Be ready with the fire extinguisher just in case anyone (Yvonne) makes popcorn
--Eat endless amounts of dark chocolate to demonstrate loyalty to faculty
--Buy candy from time to time for the candy drawer
--Redo booklist
--Remind bosses of food in microwave
--Remind bosses of hot beverages left behind in odd places
--Deperforize paper
--Redo booklist
--Decide whether to pay attention to or ignore faculty and staff mumblings
--Redo booklist
--Play with the paper shredder at least once a day (he gets lonely otherwise)
--Protect paper shredder from certain staff members
--Protect printer/copier from certain staff members
--Redo booklist
--Keep faculty sane
--Maintain quote box, particularly during faculty meetings
--Water plants
--Regularly re-organize store room (like every couple of days)
--Check email, order personal things online
--Baby sit professors kids who come to the office
--Update web page
--Recruit future Integrated Studies Students

This may all be fake; we have a wonderful sense of humor!